To have this on my blog is to know what it is to be complete.
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SALAZZLE HELP GUIDE
OKAY LISTEN UP PEEPS
Are you looking for a female Salandit so you can get your lovely Salazzle for your Pokemon Sun and Moon team? Tired of dealing with that awful 87.5% male to 12.5% female ratio? Then look no further than this pretty mofo right here:
THAT’S RIGHT, YA BOY SYLVEON. But why this magnificent little ribbon twirler? Because of this:
When your Eevee evolves into Sylveon with 5 hearts in Pokemon Refresh, it will automatically get the ability Cute Charm. This is where the kicker comes in!
THE CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A POKEMON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS 66.7%, REGARDLESS OF GENDER RATIOS!
So go grab yourself a male Eevee off of route 4, love the shit out of the little man in Refresh, and go catch yourself some female Salandits to get that Salazzle! Happy Hunting!
Take your nearest twink to draw out any elusive dominatrixes
wish i had known that when i was looking for a good poison type fml
please don’t do Old Friends like this
we have to kill internet culture for molding men all over the damn country into this monstrosity
this is me but with a kind heart
wow…I feel personally attacked, like fucking @ me next time
I just finished the first draft of the hardest paper i’ve ever had to write in my life. I got too ambitious and decided to try to explore the similarities between science and magic. i figured since i’m witchy and such it’d be fun….its awful. I wish i had the appropriate resources to accurately write TT_TT
